A campaign for “hella” to join the likes of “kilo”, “mega” and “giga” as an internationally accepted prefix is attracting growing support.  Austin Sendek, the physics student at the University of California who started the campaign, said that recent scientific developments required that the scales of measurement be extended.

10 = deca
100 = hecto
1,000 = kilo
1,000,000 = mega
1,000,000,000 = giga
1,000,000,000,000 = tera
1,000,000,000,000,000 = peta
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 = exa
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 = zetta
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 = yotta
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 = HELLA

I don’t like how some dude from California is trying to use Cali lingo to describe this number.  ”Hella” is commonly used in the San Fransisco Bay area in place of “really” or “very” when describing something.  ie) Jim Varney is hella cool.

So what gives California the right to officially say that 10^24 has hella 0’s.  24 isn’t even that many zeros.  I don’t even know if I would describe 24 zeros as ‘mad’ zeros.  Or if chowder heads would call it a ‘wicked’ high amount of zeros.

And don’t you have to invent something to be able to name it?  Like the Stone Cold Stunner, or the Ram Jam?

“Umm, president?? It’s your turn to speak.  Your on the clock president.  Are you there sir??”

Indianapolis — A statue of two deer having sex in the missionary position graces the Herron School of Art’s campus in Indianapolis.  Artist Delvoye explains “These animals love each other very much”.  ”Only in the United States was this sculpture regarded as ’shocking.’”

“Only in the United States was this sculpture regarded as shocking.  Blah, blah, blah”  Get over yourself.  It’s shocking because deer are fucking like humans; and that’s why you made it.  Shock value.  Your art sucked so you went for some of that weird human-deer sex shit.  And don’t let me take anything away from the sculpture.  I’d be the first one to post up doggy style behind that thing and pose for a picture.  Just don’t get all high and mighty and start ragging on America’s tolerance for deer sex statues; especially while living in Indianapolis.

Buenos Aires — Police have issued an arrest warrant for Angie Sanselmente Valencia, a former lingerie model who has been training other models to move illegal drugs across various borders. According to the Telegraph: “She is thought to be on the run somewhere in either Mexico or Argentina. Her drug syndicate was exposed in December last year after a 21-year-old blew the whistle after being caught with 55kg of cocaine at Buenos Aires airport.”

The headline and pictures really do all the talking in this story.  I am just a little bit concerned that they are still using telegraphs in Mexico (see underlined above).  Just a little concerned, no big deal though.

You have been to dinner with someone who does this:

When the waiter comes to take food orders someone in your party says, “Oh, you guys order first, I need another second.”  And  then when the waiter finally gets back around to that person they are still not ready.

To solve this problem waiters should come equipped with mini-speakers that play the Sonic the Hedgehog drowning music as he circulates the table.  That tune is like an hourglass with anxiety.  It could make the Republicans sign Obama’s health bill if played in the House….and it could also get you to choose between the fettuccini or the shrimp you indecisive fuck.

“Why do all car defrosters have to be so loud?  Why can’t people zoom in with their eyes if they squint; like a camera?  Why doesn’t pee smell just as bad as poop?  Why don’t clouds make airplanes soaking wet when they fly through them?”

~RVJ

Brazil — Photos of a dog allegedly born with a “human-like” face surfaced today in Brazil.

OR…is is just baby pictures of YouTube famous: Ke$ha cover girl…

“Enough is enough. I have had it with these Motherfucking snakes; on this motherfucking  plane.”