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No six words terrify me as much as, "You know who you look like?" For me it's usually Cologero from A Bronx Tale, or some gumba that they went to highschool with.  No one ever says, "You know who you look like?  A young George Clooney."

Even if you do look like a young George Clooney, people are going to find a way to justify you looking like Clint Howard.  That's just the way she goes.  At the end of the day I'm pumped that the atoms in my face lined up in a similar pattern to those of Cologero, the guy is fucking handsome.

Sonny: What's your name, kid?
Calogero 'C' Anello: Calogero.
Sonny: That's a long name. Don't you have a nickname?
Calogero 'C' Anello: No.
Sonny: What do your friends call you?
Calogero 'C' Anello: Calogero.
Sonny: That makes sense.

 

 

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