October 17th, 2009
So what’s all this I hear about motherly instinct? This clip explains why Stewie Griffin is hellbent to kill his mother. How did that woman not jump in front of the train? If I drop my Metro Card off the platform, my natural instinct is to lunge after it onto the tracks (and a few times I almost have). This chick drops a stroller full of baby off the platform and just crouches down.
The odds of that train arriving as soon as the carriage hits the tracks is comedic. It reminds me of the timing of the dump truck that randomly blows through the driving range in Happy Gilmore, consequently crushing Chubbs Peterson’s hand. Don’t worry about that carriage, made of wood, it’s real sturdy.
