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budsIn between watching seasons 1-4 of Dexter, and reconnecting with people that Facebook told me I haven’t been talking to enough; I realized that I haven’t been to the gym in months.

I cannot go to the gym without music.  Some would say it is comparable to going to the movies without a joint.  And since I haven’t been to the gym in a while, of course my fucking headphones were no where to be found.  As a result I had to throw on the fucking iPod stock-phones.

How did Apple ever expect these things to stay in your ears?  Really?  That’s like designing spherical paper weights.  Plastic car tires.  A dress shirt with no buttons.  A wrist-watch with no band.  A sleeping mime would have trouble keeping these things pinned to his ear drums.

Not only are the buds delicately balancing in your ear, but the white cord grabs onto gym equipment like Batman’s boomerang.   The only thing that grabs shit you don’t want to grab better is Christmas lights.  I swear to God, if I was falling to my death and threw a strand of Christmas lights at the flat metal siding of the building, it would find something the latch onto.

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