There is no doubt that some curious shit goes on during pornographic sex scenes.  From devastatingly deep blowjobs, to excruciating boob smacking; no one can question the slimy array of animalistic shit that unfolds minutes into a sex scene.  However, with all the curve balls that get thrown your way during a clip, nothing is more alien than when a woman ‘whaters’.
Whatering, colloquially known as squirting or gushing, refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females during or before orgasm.  I have never experienced this for myself; and for some reason I don’t think it is because of any lack of effort on my part.  I do not believe that all females are born with the ability to whater.  Rather it is the job requirement used to seperate porn actresses from normal women.  I mean, what the fuck is it?  It’s not piss….right?  I don’t think a guy has more of a right to say “What the Fuck?!” than during his first experience with the whater.  The phrase “What the Fuck?!” was originally developed exclusively to give guys something to say when this happens to them for the first time.  (Need a Moment? Grab a Snickers.)

My question is this…Can civilian women whater?  Is it an accomplishment if you get a girl to whater?  Personally I think it is bitter-sweet.  I mean, you get her to orgasm and then she soaks you in the fucking whater.  It’s like playing Nickolodeon’s Slime Time.  Yeah you won the game, but you also got pie’d in the face, kicked in the sack and covered in slime.  Congratulations.