You have been to dinner with someone who does this:

When the waiter comes to take food orders someone in your party says, “Oh, you guys order first, I need another second.”  And  then when the waiter finally gets back around to that person they are still not ready.

To solve this problem waiters should come equipped with mini-speakers that play the Sonic the Hedgehog drowning music as he circulates the table.  That tune is like an hourglass with anxiety.  It could make the Republicans sign Obama’s health bill if played in the House….and it could also get you to choose between the fettuccini or the shrimp you indecisive fuck.

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