"He's got 1 O.P. (Ostrich Power) under the hood"

I really hate ostriches.  They scare the shit out of me.  They are huge flightless birds that can run 40 mph and walk upright.  Plus they have very small heads.  Can’t trust a huge bird with a small head.

Many athletic teams are named after birds: Ravens, Eagles, Falcons, Bluejays, Cardinals, Ducks, Hawks, Penguins; just to name a few.  However, there is not (1) team named after Ostriches, the largest and fastest bird on Earth.  Do you know why there are no teams named after Ostriches?  Because we like to pretend they do not exist.

Did I forget to Mention that their Knees Bend Backwards?

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