There are two things that I don’t understand in this world: (a) People who throw out two fingers in 21st finger; and (b) The reason extra strength 5-hour energy isn’t called (at the very least) 6-hour energy.  I also don’t understand why talented magicians don’t become pickpockets; and why free t-shirts are always XXXL.  I kind of understand rugby but I don’t understand why it’s not more popular than truck racing.  I don’t understand the shredded tires that you see on the sides of highways, seems like they would be at the inception of a major tragedy.  I don’t understand the spelling of the word vacuum or the success of any other vacuum brand besides the Shop Vac.  I don’t understand how tic-tac-toe ever gained any traction or why chess isn’t aired on ESPN.  I don’t understand why I said that there are only two things that I don’t understand.