Question:
This question is for Reginald – Do gay men say “This sucks dick” when something really good happens to them, since they like penis?  For instance, if a gay man gets a raise at work does he emphatically say, “Yes, this really sucks dick!!!“

Answer:
Do straight men say “This sucks pussy” when something really good happens to them?  No.  For instance, if a straight man gets a raise at work does he say, “Yes, this really sucks clit!”  Stupid question.