First of all I got the over.  Second, I think he has such a good relationship with NHK that he can order Chinese food right to his seat in Conte Forum.  Like a VIP seat at Yankee stadium.

**Although this is most certainty created by a production company (not a school), the casting director and costume designer should still be promoted to Hollywood.  I mean Michelle Pfeiffer’s hair and dress was spot on.  It’s like when you see a caricature of a friend, and you don’t know why it looks like them, but it just does.  All these kids look exactly like their elder-counterparts.  I am slightly confused as to why Scarface was swearing under his breath like Joe Pesci in Home Alone, but other than that, bravo.

"Abraham. But you can call me Abe."

Vanity Fair — Half of Americans say they’re OK with a gay president in the White House. According to a new Vanity Fair poll, 50 percent of Americans say they would support an openly gay president.

A Vanity Fair poll said that half of Americans are in favor of a gay president?  Yeah, and an NRA poll said that 90% of Americans wouldn’t mind shooting another person in the fucking face. A liberal, fashion magazine doing a poll on homosexuality; that is the most biased poll I have ever seen.

In related news, Ricky Martin posted on his Twitter account today that he is gay, or in Latin: “Livin’ la Vida sin Concha” (Livin’ the Life without pussy).  The timing seems a bit coincidental in lue of the news that America wants to see a gay president.

In all honesty the two events are both true, but not related.  However I wouldn’t be suprised to see a Ricky Presidential campaign unfold in 2012.  Puerto Rican and gay.  He makes Barack Obama look like a fucking WASP (White Anglo-Saxton Protestant).  I can see the trailor to the Milk Sequel already: starring Brandon Fraiser and a tight pair of leather pants.

PS – Tweeting that your gay, is really gay.

In the end, I have no problem with a homosexual president; as long as he can fight like this guy:

I am a huge fan of Darwinism: the idea that humans adapt to their surroundings in order to survive.  That’s why I’m confused as to why people love sunny days, and hate the rainy ones.  The sun has many negative effects on humans including: skin cancer, sun burn, squinting and heat stroke; all intensified on sunny days.  Meanwhile we love sunny days like Asians love baccarat.

On the other hand, people associate rain and gloom with depression and doom.  Rainy DAYS are necessary for our survival, sunny DAYS are not.  What is really so bad about rain anyways; that it makes us wet?  How pansy do homo-sapiens sound right now?  We wake up, drink a glass of water, hop in a simulated rain fall (the shower), yet we cringe when we go outside and see it’s actually raining.  Yet on a sunny day we go outside smiling, meanwhile we have to block our eyes with polarized sun glasses and shield our skin with SPF.

There were 8,650 sun related skin cancer deaths in 2009.  (0) deaths for rain.  Giving our love to the sun is like a lung-cancer charity giving their donations to Phillip Morris.

"T1000, I told you a million times that my belly button is not a vagina."

If you really want to know what you look like, just ask an 8 year old.  Go up to an 8 year old and ask him if he thinks your good looking.  He will give you the straightest answer you have ever heard in your life.  Something like, “No, your wrists are fat and you have a pointy noise.”  An authentic Double Blind Placebo-Controlled response.

"He's got 1 O.P. (Ostrich Power) under the hood"

I really hate ostriches.  They scare the shit out of me.  They are huge flightless birds that can run 40 mph and walk upright.  Plus they have very small heads.  Can’t trust a huge bird with a small head.

Many athletic teams are named after birds: Ravens, Eagles, Falcons, Bluejays, Cardinals, Ducks, Hawks, Penguins; just to name a few.  However, there is not (1) team named after Ostriches, the largest and fastest bird on Earth.  Do you know why there are no teams named after Ostriches?  Because we like to pretend they do not exist.

Did I forget to Mention that their Knees Bend Backwards?

201 Washington Street, Hoboken, NJ

The profitability of Psychic shops is the problem with America.  How are we ever going to climb out of debt if people are paying enough money to keep Psychic shops open? People don’t actually believe that a Psychic is going to predict the future.  Do they?  I mean what the fuck.

Let’s say that store-front rent in Hoboken, NJ is around $5000/month.  That means that the people who live right in my neighborhood are spending $5,000++ in order to keep that Psychic shop open.  People that live right in my neighborhood are that dumb?  I would expect some hicks in the Midwest to get lured into this shop; but right here!  Why don’t you take some of your psychic-savings and make a mortgage payment.

What bothers me more is that these people actually have money to spend.  How can a person who believes in magic hold a fucking  job?  You would think that if you believe in psychics you would either be dead, or in a psych-ward.  Yet these people function.  Fuck me.

NY Post — The University of Wisconsin-Green Bay has switched its stationary font from Century Gothic to Arial, saying it will save thousands in ink costs.  The font uses about 30% less ink.

Did these scholars also know that changing the font size of all the periods in an essay to 16pt. will discreetly make the essay much longer?  Or that the existence of Wikipedia makes their institution nothing more than an expensive, and archaic prerequisite into the business world?

Stealing an mp3 or movie off of the internet is not only frowned upon, it is illegal. But why? When you download the file, it is a copy of a version that was already purchased; a hand-me-down. Is it illegal to borrow a book from a friend after he has read it? Or is it illegal for a pal to toss you one of his DVD’s? What is the real difference?
Isn’t an internet forum that shares movies esentially just a revolutionized form of friendship. You are getting these movies from an acquaintance, just like the one who lends you their DVD or book. Is it illegal to download movies because you do not have a lasting relationship with originator of the file? What if you borrowed a DVD from a friend-of-a-friend? Would that be deemed as wrong/illegal?
When are companies going to accept that profits have been leaking for hundreds of years, yet it was called friendship. Can’t clothing companies take it a step furthure and seek out royalties from thrift shops? They are not only letting other people pass-down clothes, but they are re-selling them. Piracy at its worst.

Piracy at It's Best

Washington D.C. — The new health care bill requires that everyone buy health insurance. Anyone who doesn’t buy it has to pay a fine of $950.

For the first time in unprecedented US gov’t history, people will be forced to buy a specific product, just because they are a US citizen.  The last time I was forced to buy a specific product was when I needed to reach a (2) drink minimum at Satin Dolls Go-Go bar.  Universal Health Care?  Yeah….about as Universal as the Miss Universe Pageant.

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